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Boardman, OH

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(330) 501-3476

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About Us

Inspired by chance and a delicious bottle of wine, Primitive Life was born!

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How It Happened...

Inspired by chance and a delicious bottle of wine, Primitive Life was born! One warm beautiful fall afternoon, a young man visiting his father and Step-Mom at their mutually owned cottage in the hills of a beautiful Pennsylvania setting, my son says “Dad you have to try this wine”. Well… patience may be a virtue, but it is not my strong suite LOL! So… I pealed the top and swigged straight from the top. Mind-blowingly delicious I said, “get me a straw”! The rest is history or should I say the FUTURE! “Thanks Dallas!”

Just a tad bit more… After I asked for a straw, we indulged slightly more and began thinking and playing around with words and names for what started as a little joking around for a business but very quickly (like 2 minutes) said “hold on… we really have something here!” The practicality, novelty and even gag-gift aspect of the idea quickly put the ball in motion. Bought the domain name from a private seller, trademarks for our name and tagline as well as patents for our product were filed immediately. We then put the best graphics and web designers/developers possible into action (thanks appigators.com). Product design and manufacturing were done in record time to be able to bring our new concept to the masses! Accidental Spills, Broken Glasses, Frequent Pours Are NO More… “Stick A Straw In It, You’re Going To Drink The Whole Bottle Anyways!”

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Life sucks sometimes... So lets "Sip" our way into pleasure...

"Live Simple!" | Accidental Spills, Broken Glasses, Frequent Pours Are NO More… “Stick A Straw In It, You’re Going To Drink The Whole Bottle Anyways!”

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Scott A. McCuskey

Dad / Founder